I had a caddy once that thought he should have been on late nite television…a real comic.
I jotted down some of the comments he made during a few of my rounds.
10 Of My Ex-Caddy’s Best Comments
#10.
Me: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “I don’t think you can keep your head down that long.”
#9.
Me: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”
#8.
Me: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”
#7.
Me: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually.”
#6.
Me: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”
#5.
Me: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.”
#4.
Me: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.”
#3.
Me: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?”
Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”
#2.
Me: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”
and the #1 best caddy comment:
Me: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”
So, who needs a caddy anyway!