Only A Golfer Would Understand

It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker:

“Would the gentleman on the women’s tee please back up to the men’s tee, please?”

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement: “Would the man on the women’s tee please back up to the men’s tee, please!”

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more the man yelled, “Would the man on the women’s tee please back up to the men’s tee, please!”

I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back….

“Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me play my second shot?!”

I mean, really….

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